Laure-Anne D - she gave her all for France!

Bonjour! Last week I attened the launch of the fabulous Five Pound Fringe of which my super little show is a part. I went with my friends Kirstin and Nadia, and of course my Uncle Xavier, who got totally smashed, lol.


I 'ad a few little kisses, a glass of tasty Pimms and I met some fellow comical types who are heading to Edinburgh with me this Summer. To check out the hot photo evidence, click 'ere. Ooh la la! It was marvellous.

Nobody noticed i was a budding hedonist, one of those people who
believe that pleasure is the Chief Good and the Proper Aim. I won't go
on about it.

The meal was ambrosial: following a glass of champagne, we had
consomme froid, toast de crevettes a la Rothschild, gratin de fruits
de mer, salade Nicoise, plateau de fromage (which neither of us
touched), ile flottante. The wines, white and red , were in decanters
and neither of us knew what they were. It was marvellous.

- Laure-Anne D.

He said, "You have the hungriest lips I ever saw, and now at last I
have kissed them. A million times I shall sink my cruel mouth into
your luscious cushions, seek repose there and inhale your musky
fragrance. And that little gap in your teeth tells me we are going to
enjoy ourselves wherever we go and whatever we do. You know too that
your teeth are slightly pointed. That's for piquancy, for
concupiscence." I stopped him: "Gerard, I think I'm wetting the sheet.
I've been chaste for ages, and now I'm flowing with love." It was
marvellous.

- Laure-Anne

It is pretty exciting, non?